Snarky...

I hate when people have a computer in front of them and ask you a question they can easily look up. I had a girlfriend who would IM me questions that she could have easily googled...it really irked the shit out of me.  If this is happening to you and it bothers you now there are 2 perfectly snarky responses:

Just Fucking Google It - Tells people they are stupid and they should stop bothering

and 

Let Me Google That For You - Shows people what you did so they see how easy that was and they should stop bothering you

I love both of these sites.